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Stuart Bronstein Humor


Here are some of my favorite lawyer jokes.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: The leech stops sucking your blood when you die.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: Someone cries when you cut an onion.

Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
A: He gets taller.

Not all lawyers are jerks. I've known many, many lawyers over the years, and I can say without fear of contradiction that 99% of them are the ones that give the rest of us a bad name.

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